Life in Lusaka is full of speed bumps. No, not metaphorical ones, real cement humps in the middle of the road. They’re everywhere, of varying size and degree of concealment. Seriously, I feel like they were intentionally made to be impossible to see; under the shade of a tree, around a sharp corner, with no distinguishing coloring or warning signs. At first, this made for some exciting and unpredictable car rides. You’re cruising down the road, mid conversation with the person in the passenger seat when “WHUMP” your heads are hitting the ceiling and the car is making all sorts of concerning sounds. The other day I realized, when I didn’t slam full speed into a particularly sneaky one on my ride home, I was actually getting a hang of where they were located. In fact, I feel like I’m learning how to avoid a lot of speed bumps (metaphorical ones this time) related to driving in this city. Here are some things I’ve discovered so far:
When backing up, don’t expect any consideration from other drivers other than helping you find your blind spots and test your brakes; they will find any way to cut behind you.
If you plan to meet someone or pick something up, even if you’ve confirmed, always, always call ahead; gas isn’t cheap so you risk wasting a lot more than time.
If someone flashes their high beams at you it’s easier to just make something up rather than try to figure out their reasoning. Are your high beams on? No. Maybe there’s a cop ahead? Probably not. Perhaps they’re commenting on the weather, or maybe they’re lonely and just want a little human contact. I was worried I was missing out on some Zambian driving code until someone flashed us when I was in a taxi and I asked the driver why. I had to laugh when he answered, “I have no idea.”
It’s important to realize that the colors of a traffic light have different meaning here. Green is go, yellow is go faster, and red is keep going until a car from the other direction physically blocks your path.
Passing is encouraged, often necessary with the sorry state of some of the cars here, but if you’re stuck behind a slow moving election campaign convoy, it’s best just to accept your fate and take the opportunity to admire the scenery.
Road rage, on the other hand, is frowned upon. If some cheating driver cuts a long line for a light, the typical Zambian will let not only him in, but also the ten other cars attempting the same move. A simple nonchalant wave of the hand out the window seems to excuse even the most thoughtless and dangerous driving decisions. You can imagine how frustrating this can get for someone from the ruthless world of Boston driving.
However, I did get put in my place the other day when attempting to reverse out of a parking space. After the third car mercilessly blocked my exit I lost my patience and laid on the horn. When the other driver got out of his car I braced for a verbal attack, but was surprised and humbled to hear instead, “Peace is the most important.” Needless to say, I let him pass, and have tried to always keep that in mind since then, even in the most maddening of situations. I guess switching sides of the road wasn’t the biggest adjustment to driving here.